Excavation: Ask Chuck
He looks like Dick Chamberlain… is mostly just a dick.
Ask Chuck was a mainstay of the short lived Teen Love Stories magazine. He was toted as being a big brother figure to the readers of the Magazine and that’s just what he is. Especially because big brothers are often jerks.
Chuck handles love situations with such a deft hand, take for instance this girl’s misery over being ghosted by the guy that was discussing marriage with her.
You weren’t there, Chuck! Ascribing a relationship breakdown to gingivitis is just not on without hard evidence. Speaking of breathing:
I don’t even really know what he’s getting at there, Chuck operates on a different plane of existence to us normies. Charles can be a bit of a cad at times but he is also a top humourist:
Watch out, Teen Love Stories the New Yorker will be swooping in and grabbing him any day now.
Bewildered seems lovely enough, clearly somewhat desirable considering her Casanova’s actions. How will Chuck approach this one then?
First, he makes it all about himself.
Then he tells her, she talks too much! A real piece-of-work, this guy. He’s just not the advice-giver he’s toted as. What happens if wedding bells aren’t ringing in your ears?
Just find a hot babe that loves the guy and you’re off the hook. Did you see how he snuck in a little ‘hey it happens to me all the time’ in there? Amidst all this he also squeezes in a great point about falling in love with your sister’s boyfriend.
Of course, Chuck is very sensitive with his advice to women.
I’m sure he’ll just tell her to make her own kind of music or something, right? RIGHT?
It never ends, he also adopts major fedora-wearing, mi-lady vibes:
Seriously, Chuck sucks. Body-shamer, braggadocios, unfunny Surely no one actually liked him…
Finally some self-awareness.
Well, that’s all the Chuck I can muster but if you want some terrible advice feel free to post your question to the below address. I’m sure you’ll receive a response in due course.
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